Brian Wilson: Traditional Craft Maestro
ANOTHER TURF in THE WALL (by Pink FJORD)
We don’t need no new construction,
We don’t need cement at all.
No concrete mortars in our buildings,
We don’t need no bricks at all.
Hey! Helgi! Leave them spades alone!
All in all it’s just, another Turf in the wall.
All in all you’re just, another turf in the wall.
We don’t need no stainless fixings,
We don’t need no steel at all,
No pressure-treated graded timber,
We ain’t got no trees at all!
Hey! Helgi! Leave them saws alone!
All in all it’s just, another Turf in the wall.
All in all you’re just, another turf in the wall.
We don’t need no Health & Safety,
We don’t need hard hats at all,
No spirit levels, no tape measures,
These buildings ain’t got far to fall!
Hey! Helgi! Leave them plans alone!
All in all its just, another Turf in the wall.
All in all you’re just, another turf in the wall.
We don’t need no Regulations,
We don’t need no plans at all,
Just split the Reisifjol, lay the Klambra,
Strengur turfs to bind it all.
Hey! Helgi! Leave them cakes alone!
All in all its just, another turf in the wall.
All in all you’re just another turf in the wall.
(With huge apologies to Roger Waters!)
Brian Wilson 2022
Name: Brian Wilson